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One mistake can last for many lifetimes.

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Why do people willingly subject themselves to shopping during the month of December? I'm filing it under things I'll never do again.

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Oh fuck, do I miss Walkers Christmas Shortbread.

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The digital age is such an incredibly disposable loss to the world.

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It's amazing how easily you get used to the darkness.

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Just when I am contemplating a day of being surrounded by fatuity, I find myself buying a replica life-sized Batmobile. This has to be what young ones call "epic fail".

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You know that feeling when you're really, really craving a particular food, and everyone keeps giving you a food that's okay, but just not what you're craving... And then later, you FINALLY get what you wanted, and it's heaven? There's no satisfaction quite like that one.

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So, apparently it is possible to get sick of the fucking moon and stars.

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You never know how much you've longed for something until it's close to you again.

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Immortality doesn't seem so appealing when you haven't been the biggest fan of the first stretch of life you were given.

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That awkward moment when you keep dreaming of someone you hardly know...

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Wait, that 'Happy' song isn't about orgasms? Well, that's fucking boring.

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I can't decide if you seem interesting or just plain boring.

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That awkward moment when someone's granny offers to knit you a dick snuggie for the cold nights.

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No one ever just gives roses to someone they fancy for the fuck of it. They always do it to get laid. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

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One of the best things about the fact that I do not need to breathe? The ability to literally dance all night and never stop for air.

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The human psyche can make life so damn complicated.

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Go to McDonalds and order a Big Mac and a chocolate shake... get back to my hotel room and discover a Fillet O'Fish and an orange juice. C'mon, I'm nay talking Swahili!

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I am more grateful than ever for my Prince and my fellow Council members, even the ones with whom I do not get along so well.